A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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