Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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...Jack Vale

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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