Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Obama

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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