Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Women

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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