What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Make me famous

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Trashcan!

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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You're on fire.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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