Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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