Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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