A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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woman's rights

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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