A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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newt gingrich

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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