Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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