Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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