- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

agp

pickle juice?

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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