What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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