A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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I'm sn otter

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Hi

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Paper shield.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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