You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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