Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Dead babies.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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