What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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