Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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That's what SHE said!

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Anti Joke

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