what happens when you wake up inception

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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