Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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