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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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