What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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say cheese

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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