Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1234 5

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Womens Rights.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Anti Joke

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