I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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whats my name? Matt

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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poop

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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lebron

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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This is not an anti joke.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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