say cheese

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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