A homosexual walks into a church

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

This is a joke

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Ms Leong Sux

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did the moron jump through the window?

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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