Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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