I dont know, are you a tomato?

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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heat!

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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