Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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