- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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