How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Guess what? No.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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