What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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