On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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what?

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Anti Joke

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