Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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wood cant chuck wood

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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