What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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cory is gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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