Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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