Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Gay republicans

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Womens rights

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