why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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