Drew Knowles is gay

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Yo daddy!

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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neil likes pube toast

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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