red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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