Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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No!

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Anti Joke

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