What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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I love Ciara!

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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