So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Loperson

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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