Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Yo mamas so fat.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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