What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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i committed murder

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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