- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

BOOBALANBOO

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

I AM DISSAPOINTED

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Dear John,

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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