A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Black people

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Barbara Streisand

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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