What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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