Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Justin's life

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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