whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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