What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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John Cena

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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