you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Anti Joke

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