Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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