Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What's the new green? Green

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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womens rights

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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