a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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