Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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