A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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RUN

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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NEVER

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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