Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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The MLS

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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