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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Nickelback.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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