Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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BOOBALANBOO

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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