Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Anti Joke

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