- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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