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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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seek beauty

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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