Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Mrs. Welsh

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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