What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Tony Romo

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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