Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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