Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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