- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

do you wanna hear a joke school

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

smell the vitamin C

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Im gay What about you

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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