So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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