N-E Pats never cheated

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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