why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Women's rights

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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