What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Hillary Clinton

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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