- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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