- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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