How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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I love alchohol!

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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