Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Women

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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