Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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this site is funny.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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