a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Brett Farve

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Lockerbie bombing

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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