There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What happen? Idk...

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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u know whats a crime? rape

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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