Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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The WNBA

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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