Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Lil Wayne

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Anti Joke

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