How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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NEVER

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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