What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Penis

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Justin Beiber

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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