nice shorts.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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dry handjob

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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