How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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The WNBA

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Anti Joke

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