e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

thumb_up thumb_down -11

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

i am writing this because i felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops