I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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