what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Knock Knock.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Poop

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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