A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Arron Glass

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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