Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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marble

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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ejaculation JLR

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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