Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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YOLO

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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