Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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