Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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AIDS.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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