How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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