how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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memes

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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