- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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