Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Whats9+10 19

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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