Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Yo mama so fat.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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feminism

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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poop is very very yummy.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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