This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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