I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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charlie sheen

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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child labor

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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