What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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