What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Teen pregnancy

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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