why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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