an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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girls basketball

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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