A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Grammer is very important

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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