Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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cory is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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